No one likes writing about themselves. It's a bore. You use some kind of 3rd person, godly perspective. One that praises the individuals for all their great features. By the way they're written, you'd think half the creatives in advertising were touched by Zeus themselves. 

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Fuck that. 

 

Instead, here's what we really suck at. 

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We're bad at the boring things. EDMs. Resizing images. Captions. Ryan sucks at small talk. Ben sucks at focusing when there's a dog in the room. We're both bad at pool, darts and charts. We can even mess up the rhyming bit. I mean parts.

 

Don't get it twisted, we can do all of the above. More often than not, we do them rather well.  It's just that we're at our best when thinking big – Creating ideas that might scare you. Ideas that are anything but boring. ​

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​Between us, we've spent eight years doing it. Creating wild work for Kia, Macca's, Campos, Volkswagen, Škoda, Westpac, Hyundai, the Red Cross and Neutrogena.

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We've tutored AWARD School together, and won too many awards to count – although numbers are also one of our less-than-strong points, so take that as you will. 

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That's us. Hit us up if you're finding your work a little boring – we may be able to fix that.